Just a few days before his personal “chef” drowned under mysterious circumstances on Martha’s Vineyard, Barack Obama penned a letter addressed to “the dedicated and hardworking librarians of America.” Obama sent the letter as an encouragement to librarians across the country to keep exposing small children to as much gay porn as possible. According to Obama, it’s a violation of a toddler’s civil liberties if he or she is not being exposed to creepy, explicit gay porn 24/7 at the library, just like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson intended.
“Books have always shaped how I experience the world,” droned Obama.
“Today, some of the books that have shaped my life – and the lives of so many others – are being challenged by people who disagree with certain ideas or perspectives. It’s no coincidence that these ‘banned books’ are often written by or feature people of color, indigenous people, and members of the LGBTQ+ community.”
Everyone who suffered through the eight years of the Obama presidency probably recognizes this tired old bait-and-switch that he always pulls. He sets his argument up by claiming that books about people of color and indigenous people are being banned. That’s not a thing. That’s not happening at all.
No parent is going to a school board meeting and yelling, “Damn you, Cherokees! This is MAGA country, and our kids aren’t going to be taught about your tribe’s history or heritage!”
Nor are parents demanding that books that are written by or feature LGBTQ+ people be pulled from library shelves. Americans are fine with their children being exposed to Mike Pence’s books. The problem that parents have – and Obama knows this – is that we don’t want books featuring explicit, full-color acts of sodomy in them being shoved in our children’s faces.
That’s not a viewpoint. It’s child molestation. Stop grooming the kids, Obama!
As for how books have shaped how Obama “experiences the world,” we know. We get it, Obama. Gay porn has obviously played a large role in Barack Obama’s life. Anyone who has ever seen him throw a baseball or ride a bike knows this.
Speaking of your not-exactly secret life on the “down low,” Mr. Obama, what’s the deal with your personal chef? Tafari Campbell, who appears to have replaced Obama’s “body man” Reggie Love, drowned off Martha’s Vineyard on July 22nd. The story about Campbell’s death keeps changing.
The 911 call log from that night does not include the reason for the call. All other 911 calls made on the island that night listed the explicit reason for the calls, but not the one involving Tafari Campbell.
The Massachusetts State Police records say the initial call to report that Campbell had “drowned” was made from Barack and Michelle Obama’s palatial oceanside mansion. The Edgartown Police Department claims in its records that the 911 call came from Wilson’s Landing, a popular paddle-boarding launch site two miles away from the Obama mansion.
Aside from the inconsistencies in the story, there’s Obama’s appearance when he resurfaced in public a week later. He was photographed on the 29th while playing a round of golf at Vineyard Golf Club, sporting a black eye and bandages on his fingers.
Anyway, thanks but no thanks to the gay porn in the libraries, Obama. We see from your lifestyle where that frequently leads, and we’d rather not have our kids exposed to it. As for Obama’s mysterious injuries, perhaps this citizen journalist put it best:
Happening Now: just days after his personal chef and friend died in a very mysterious paddle boarding accident, Barack Obama appears to have injured fingers and a black eye.
We still don’t know who the other person was and Obama loves paddle boarding. I think we can all… pic.twitter.com/trqiSl9LSH
— 🇺🇸Travis🇺🇸 (@Travis_in_Flint) July 29, 2023
