Biden’s D-Day Appearance Was a Train Wreck from Start to Finish

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Tom Stiglich /

Joe Biden’s campaign decided to send him to Normandy for the 80th anniversary of D-Day. For most politicians, this would have been a slam-dunk opportunity. But for Joe Biden, who clearly has one foot in the grave, it was a disaster from start to finish. He enraged thousands of families from America and Australia just so he could have a cynical photo op. His speech was a mumbling train wreck. Plus, his bizarre behavior during the ceremony has spawned a new dance move in which drunk white women pretend to poop their pants.

The D-Day ceremony was supposed to be a big deal this year. More than 2,000 school-aged musicians and singers from America and Australia had traveled there to perform during a wreath-laying ceremony and parade. Students from the Longview High School Choir, Jacksonville State Marching Band, and St. Augnola Marching Band were among the many young ones who made the special trip. A news station in Texas even sent a TV crew to cover the kids as they participated in the ceremony.

Instead of that happening, Joe Biden’s security kicked all the kids out. Their performance never happened. Instead, the Biden campaign took pictures of Joe and Jill Biden as they wandered around the cemetery pretending to be interested in World War II headstones. Thousands of families paid out of their own pockets to travel to Normandy to watch their children perform in a historic event, only to have the whole thing ruined so the Biden campaign could get some pictures for their next fundraising brochure.

The campaign also thought that this would be a big Reaganesque moment for Joe Biden. President Ronald Reagan delivered a banger of a speech on the D-Day anniversary 40 years ago. Why not have Joe Biden give a speech so everyone could see that he’s JUST LIKE REAGAN?

The difference, of course, is that Reagan actually respected the troops. We probably don’t have to remind anyone that Joe Biden is no Ronald Reagan when it comes to oration. The speech was the typical mumbling, embarrassing “trunalimunumaprzure” that we’ve all come to know and hate as Jill Biden’s national elder abuse experiment drags on.

After the speeches from Biden and French President Macron, things took a turn for the much worse. Biden hunched over during the ceremony and appears to have downloaded a Hershey squirt right in his pants:

Liberals on X are claiming that Biden was just confused about when he was supposed to sit down, and it’s all a big conspiracy theory that he publicly soiled himself once again. That’s clearly a lie, though.

Immediately after that happened, Jill Biden grabbed him by the hand and practically ran out of the ceremony. Joe Biden didn’t stick around to shake the hands of any of the elderly D-Day veterans who were there. We assume this is because Jill had to go hose him off.

Macron, for his part, was a class act. He stayed behind after the ceremony and took the time to greet and speak with every American D-Day vet. We don’t even like Macron, but he was very presidential and classy. What makes it even more infuriating is that Joe Biden had to flee the scene.

As if things couldn’t get any worse, Biden’s incontinence has now spawned a new dance move. It’s a pretty simple move. Too bad it’s in relation to a national embarrassment: